Welcome to my fancy retro launcher!

A tribute to the legendary cracktros of the golden C64 era...

This launcher presents LITTLE ESCAPE - a game I originally wrote in Commodore 64 BASIC back in 1992, when I was just 13 years old! (you will suffer)

Press 1 or SPACE to play the ENHANCED ENGLISH EDITION!

Enhanced version has been translated into English, features an improved command parser, a built-in help screen and even a few original bugs have mysteriously disappeared! :o)

Press 2 to play the ORIGINAL CZECH VERSION!

The game runs in the VICE emulator - in the game press ALT+F4 to quit, or double-click the mouse to leave fullscreen mode.

CREDITS:
Logo by ChatGPT
Code by Claude
Music by Suno
Fonts from dafont.com
Prompts by BDash

YEEES!!! This launcher was created almost entirely by AI!!!

Did it take me 5 years? NO!!!

5 months? NO!!!

5 hours? NO!!!

Less than 5 minutes? ABSOLUTELY!!!

ORDER NOW!!! Get TWO intros for the price of ONE!!!

Operators are standing by... probably.

GREETINGS TO:
KLD ONE
sinus2x
plug'n'play
KO.DLL
...and all the old-school crews!

LONG LIVE AI SLOP!!!

By the way... ChatGPT also translated and enhanced the actual game!

That's all, folks!

Go away!

Seriously...

There's nothing else to see here!

Press something! :o)

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You're STILL here!?

I wanted this launcher to feel historically accurate... but not SO accurate that you'd spend twenty minutes watching the cracktro instead of playing the game! :oD

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OK, Fine... I'll make you leave! :o)

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Not puking yet? :o)))

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STOP DANCING AND PLAY THE GAME ALREADY!!!

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Still dancing?

I'm running out of stupid jokes...

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OK, you win.

Now press SPACE. :o)




ERROR 42:
USER DETECTED.

PRESS SPACE BEFORE I START MINING BITCOIN.




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Congratulations!

Thanks to your incredible persistence and patience ...

You have unlocked...


ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!











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